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Room 509, Dnipro Hotel, Kiev, Ukraine by Stephen Shore

I can’t begrudge them this. This is great content.

Miss Ahmad, a second-year student at Kings College, London, even included details of a legal precedent set in the 1930s to back up her case.

In her letter to Nestle, she wrote: “The loss I have suffered is of monetary and emotional significance.” She added: “An unlimited supply of KitKat would do.”

I love her

You are already perfect to me, Gretel

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The radio presenter revealed last week how she found the coconut crab - so-called because it can crush coconuts with its pincers - in her suitcase on her return from the Pacific island of Mogmog. The mother-of-two (left) was on the island filming a new TV show and believes the locals might have put the crab in her luggage ‘as a gift’. She said later decided to release the crab (right in file image), which feeds on rats and can grow to more than 3ft long, on Hampstead Heath (inset). But her actions have now been slammed by experts, who warned the giant crab could start killing native species.     

Dog walker Clive Willis, 42, who lives in Hampstead, said he had spoken to two people this week who claimed they had seen the giant crab, with one of them saying he’d seen it up a tree.  

I had to read this headline three times before I realised that was the whole story

The 23-year-old from London (pictured left and bottom right), who asked not to be named, had the logo ‘F*** Southern’ (top right) tattooed on his leg two days ago. He is on holiday in New York and said he was inspired to have the tattoo because he hates the south coast-based train company so much.        

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I feel like it doesn’t look enough like a chicken to warrant a newspaper article, y’know?

Bonus photo, Mr Steer and his wife Rosie demonstrating how amused they were when the thing happened with the egg:

I feel like it doesn’t look enough like a chicken to warrant a newspaper article, y'know?