This article is like the jackpot for the Daily Mail

It covers all the most common aspects of DM articles - and I mean all of them:

- It’s about a Kardashian
- It’s about a pregnant celebrity
- The main focus of the article is a woman’s appearence
- Involves photographing a famous woman while she’s off work, attempting to go about her daily life
- Self-created news story (her “workout pants turn see-through” under the intense flashes of your pap’s camera. You’re the ones that made that happen!)
- Lazily rehashes paragraphs already used in several other ‘articles’ about the same celebrity over the last couple of days
- Encourages a spew of gross and misogynistic comments at the bottom
- Written by “Daily Mail Reporter” because the author was too embarrassed to put their name to it